"Who's Woody Allen?"

Okay, no joke, a customer just asked me who Woody Allen is. He goes, "What should I see, Manhattan or Match Point?" I'm like, "Well, it depends at what point in Woody Allen's career you're interested in...Match Point is playing today and Manhattan isn't." He goes, "Who's Woody Allen?" EXCUSE ME? Then he asked me if Match Point was a documentary. I don't want to sound snobby or pretentious or anything, but who the heck is this person? I can't talk about this any further, it's upsetting me.

I love you Woody <3