KRANTZDANCE: Another day at the Cinema

You know what really irks me? When people come late to see a movie, and even when I tell them, "FYI, the movie started 25 minutes ago," they're like, "Ya that's fine." Who comes to see a movie, and PAYS to see one, that has already started?! YOU'VE MISSED THE BEGINNING, THE MOST CRUCIAL PART!! I'm like Alvy Singer in Annie Hall in that I can't see a movie even if the announcements have already started.

I once had a woman pay for a film that was going to end in 5 minutes. I told her, "There are only 5 minutes left so it doesn't make any sense for you to go see it." But she insisted, saying, "I'm supposed to meet my friends, I HAVE to go see it!" So ok, whatever, do whatever you want, lady! By the time she got downstairs and into the cinema, the movie was over and she walked out about 2 seconds after going in. If she wanted to meet up with her friends, couldn't she just have waited for them outside the theatre? Why do I always find myself surrounded by nuts?!

Basically, what I'm trying to say is that most people are really really dumb and having to deal with them is the most excruciating part of my existence.