"Who's Woody Allen?"

Okay, no joke, a customer just asked me who Woody Allen is. He goes, "What should I see, Manhattan or Match Point?" I'm like, "Well, it depends at what point in Woody Allen's career you're interested in...Match Point is playing today and Manhattan isn't." He goes, "Who's Woody Allen?" EXCUSE ME? Then he asked me if Match Point was a documentary. I don't want to sound snobby or pretentious or anything, but who the heck is this person? I can't talk about this any further, it's upsetting me.

I love you Woody <3

cute things on my mind

1, 2, 3, 4

Me going out in public

Via whatshouldwecallme

cameo lover

Kimbra's song "Cameo Lover" is kind of fantastic. And this video is ultra cute. Here are some stills; you can watch the video and hear her song here. 

I want that pink dress! And a well-dressed dancing posse behind me! I just want to be Kimbra!

I'VE BEEN BUSY!

Sorry guys! My life has been taken over by packing for a big move from my beloved NDG to the new and exciting neighborhood of Mile End. We moved yesterday and now my apartment looks like it should belong on an episode of Hoarders. I'll be back blogging as usual in a couple days when my apartment doesn't look like this anymore:

A hoarder with 20 years' worth of shit.

Courtesy of Curbed Horror Stories

Another day at the Cinema

Work is not that bad today, except that my clothes are wet because I biked here in the rain. This weird old man who always comes in and tells me some weird joke came in today and told me a joke in English so I would "understand it better." I didn't even get the joke. It was something about Israel and Syria. I blanked out when he started talking and gave him this face:

He's told me so many not-funny jokes and every time I never laugh but look at him like this:

And yet he still finds it exhilirating to tell me his dumb jokes! Now that I think of it, he didn't tell me his joke while he was buying his ticket, which he usually does. He went into the theatre, came out, and rushed back to the cash to tell me. I bet he planned it all week and it was building up inside him. Ewww seriously I'm going to hurl. 

{cat, Olsen twin}

amen

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